Letters by students

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What's up homies! This week I had my students do a letter writing activity as I am starting a pen-pal program in the school. I got all sorts of hilarious letters as the students could write to whoever they wanted to. Three letters in prticular I want to share with you. Note: I am typing word for word here, so some of it does not make sense.

Dear President Bush,
It's been a long time since I saw you last. My name is KwangLim Lee. I'm fifteen years old. How old are you? I feel sorry that you destroy Irag and you killed so many people.

Dear President Bush,
Hello. How are you? I am fine. I am happy but I study hard to get good point (test). I have a lot of money, so I invite you. I have swimming pool. 1000000 million houses, and 10000000000 $. I buy your land. Aleska, give me!
I want to need some oil.
And I have India, Africa, Austrailia, China, and Europe. So I have many many army, jet plane, tank, hack, and airplane sail.
I don't scared you.
Please write back, see you soon
(Miss Briana It's funny letter so you don't angry)

Dear Briana,
Hello I'm Natalie. Your reply letter is very good. Umm...Miss Asmus? I have a metter. I want to ballet. Desire earnestly ballet. But my mom doesn't agree my dream---> a ballerina. How can I do? I like ballet very much. But I don't take ballet lesson. If I play ballet- I practice long time. Practice very hard. I envy you...I have two ways. One way is ballet, the other way is study. I'm begin to agony....^^! You know? Always your smile is so beautiful.
Sincerely,
Natalie